Hoffmania!

FoxNews.com Gets Anti-Freeped!

LOVE THIS.

Happy Pagan Satan Worship Day!

A New Day

We hope the wingnuts and teabaggers get a lot of rest this weekend, because I'm sure something else is going to piss you off on Monday, and we don't want you to be low on your bitching and whining energy.

We know. It's exhausting being so angry all the time. Ball up. We'll have more to drive you nuts real soon.

In the meantime - NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. There. That'll tide you over for another day or so.

Who Said This?

"We condemn the award of the Noble Peace Prize for Obama. We condemn the institute's awarding him the peace prize. We condemn this year's peace prize as unjust."

Limbaugh? Steele? Fox and Friends? No. Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid.

Tell Us How You REALLY Feel, Gore!

Wow. I guess when you love something as much as Gore Vidal loves America, you're its harshest critic. Lots to agree with here.

Thanks, Jer.

In The Can

Too bad you can only get it in the can in Canada.

Mailbag: The People of WalMart

Finally cleaning out the inbox. Mark Richards sends us this awesome site of user submitted WalMart photos. An example:

Let's Make This a Definition

You've heard the adage a million times: A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged (or a liberal who has kids).

Let's start a new one: A socialist is a conservative who suddenly needs help.

Dedicated to a very good firebrand right wing friend of mine who was stricken with cancer. He now lives in Vancouver, BC. Get well up there, bud.

Best Delivery to My Inbox Ever

I'm not even gonna open it, but I love this junk mail I just got. Or...IS it junk?

The Hoffmania July 4th Fireworks Spectacular!

We somehow spaced on this the last two 4ths. Grab the mouse, put on some Souza and go nuts.

Meditation

In the wingnut world, La Raza is the new Acorn.

Quote This

"I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party. But I think that's mean-spirited to say that -- because I think he's down to 650 lbs."

-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (!)

Old Jews Telling Jokes

...dot com. Our favorite site today.

Your Moment of Zen

Jean-Charles, "LeChat1951" - mad Photoshop skills.

Hijacked Ship's Second-In-Command Unloads on Limbaugh; Praises Obama

People are finally sick and tired of giving the trashmouth a pass. Shane Murphy's back home and he's letting Limbaugh have it. Let's see how well he handles this when he waddles back into his bedroom studio Monday.

Shane Murphy, the second-in-command aboard the American merchant ship seized by pirates, lashed out at Rush Limbaugh for the talk show host's racial characterization in discussing the rescue of the ship's captain by the Navy.

Murphy, who returned to his Seekonk, Mass., home Friday, called Limbaugh a purveyor of "hate speech."

In commenting on the rescue of Capt. Richard Phillips by the Navy Seals who shot and killed the three Somali pirates who were holding him captive, Limbaugh generated controversy when he called the pirates "black teenagers."

"There you have it, three teenagers shot on the high seas at the order of President Obama," said Limbaugh according to a transcript of an April 14 broadcast on his Web site.

"Just imagine the hue and cry had a Republican president ordered the shooting of black teenagers on the high seas," Limbaugh said.

Murphy said Limbaugh's remarks were unacceptable."It feels great to be home," Murphy said. "With the exception of Rush Limbaugh who is trying to make this into a race issue. It's disgusting."

"The president did the right thing. It's a war. It's about good versus evil. And what you (Limbaugh) said is evil, that is hate speech. I won't tolerate it," Murphy said.

"Reagan's Dead, and He Was a Lousy President."

It had to be said! KO said it during Countdown's Worst Persons segment tonight. Bravo.

UPDATE:

Our Latte Can Kick Your Tea's Ass

Just had to say it.

It's International Talk Like William Shatner Day!

Maurice "The Brain" LaMarche shows you how to celebrate Shatner's 78th.

In Other News from the GOP News network

The market rallied today on threats of a spending freeze by house GOP leaders.

Your Moment of Zen

A cruise ship journey through the Panama Canal in just under two minutes.

Where Was I?

Oh yeah. Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers. Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers...

Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers

Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers
Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers
Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers
Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers
(It's there. You have to look for it.)
Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers
Black Fleece Tie by Brooks Brothers

Your Moment of Zen

Bailey the Dog in 54 inches of snow. The "Bugs Bunny digging his way to Albuquerque" effect is hilarious.